I’m still not over the fact that Hermione Jean Granger managed to snag a famous international quidditch star as her date to the yule ball like. This is the FUNNIEST SHIT. Hermione isn’t even into quidditch. She didn’t even do anything. Viktor Krum just fell for this 15 year old muggle-born girl who spends all her spare time in the library and had never heard of the most famous quidditch player in the world before her best friends took her to the world cup. AMAZING.
On that note every single boy Hermione has dated in canon is a jock. Amazing.
Half the notes on this post are people asking if Ron counts as a jock and I fucking lose it every time. Ron was more excited about Harry getting on the quidditch team than Harry was.
LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO
AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD
i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny
uses his funds from owning paypal to make a space company
cultivates a following of awful nerds
thinks hes king shit of fuck mountain and it shows
shot a car into space for no real reason just because he could
has plans to create this vast space colony on mars
starts dating grimes
gets high on acid and tweets about booty shorts
makes this shitty submarine no one likes or needs as a publicity stunt
calls the guy who saved children imstead of using his shitass submarine a pedophile because he didnt use said shitass submarine
starts crying in articles about how much this year has sucked for him, a billionaire who routinely fucks over his works and destroys union sentiment on purpose
smokes weed on joe rogans podcast
doesnt inhale
stocks collapse
grimes breaks up with him
gets fired
tfw
>he’s only banned from being a chairman for 3 years
“Cate Blanchett recently defended the right of straight actors to play LGBTQ characters on-screen, saying it’s something she’ll “fight to the death” for… and despite the growing feeling that queer characters should be played by queer actors, Blanchett doesn’t agree…”
“Straight actors are almost unanimously lauded for playing queer characters — 52 straight actors have been nominated for Oscars for playing LGBTQ characters — while openly queer actors find it hard to even be cast.”
