January 2011
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December 2010
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my mental shreiking unleashes itself upon denathor...
“*expletives* YOU ARE SUCH A JEEEEEEERK!! YOUR SON!! FARAMIR’S YOUR SON!! AND BOROMIR WAS SCREWED UP BY YOUR EXPECTATIONS! NOW YOU’RE DRIVING FARAMIR TO RUIN! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
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When you are on stage you are having an affair with three thousand people.
– Gelsey Kirkland (via palomita-)
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analisedanielle:
omg i’ve died
lol… “hans?” “solo.” “hans??” bahahahaha
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i jinxed myself
…by saying that “at least my blood doesn’t get nervous.”
fyi, “fasting” means they don’t want you to not eat for 8-12 hours. don’t be an over-achiever and wait like 14. that’s dumb. not that i would do that…
i have to go back tomorrow for the last sample, haha :/
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and also...
how much blood do they take for blood tests? o.O good thing my blood doesn’t get nervous, lol…
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EKGs
because you’re sure to get a normal resting heart rate when you feel like a science fair while leads are all across you.
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That awkward moment when you realize there is no...
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John had met, I don’t even know who it was — a friend of a friend or whatever —...
– Bill Hader discussing how they came up with the “Stefon” character (via fuckyeahjohnmulaney)
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i wanted to go to bed… but the original batman is on…
SHARK REPELLENT. (and later) “SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN’T GET RID OF A BOMB!” AND MORE BAD PUNS FROM ROBIN. THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
but i’m going to bed because i am le tired. akml :/
eta: pretty fishy what happened—fish, PENGUIN! it happened at sea. c. C FOR CATWOMAN. yet an exploding...
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i just discovered thinspo blogs. i legitimately feel sick to my stomach that girls starve themselves to fit into ideals that are seriously unhealthy for their body type. the one i looked at posted a picture of a girl in a bikini with the text “you will be fat if you eat today, just put it off one more day.” what the actual—i can’t even.
if you are starving yourself, or...
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“i’ll go to bed after inception’s over”
“oh, special features. yes please.”
“it’s only one. and law & order’s on. 1990’s! oldschool!!”
*two hours later*
why do i do this? (partially ‘cause it’s winter break and i’m a crazy night person and because i found infographics based on “illinois” that...
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watching inception because i got it for christmas and it’s amazing and i didn’t realize it so strongly but: they really screwed fischer over. i mean, this guy’s dad was a jerk who had a lousy relationship with his son (who seems a nice person), and through inception cobb and his team convinced him that his father loved him meaningfully. then they break up his inherited empire and...
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