fuckingcoconuthead submitted
So I love dinosaur toys. Like, big ones. I want to fucking raid Toys ‘R’ Us or something and buy all the dinosaur toys and litter my apartment with them. I bought one for Gregory once for Christmas. He thought it was shit at first, but then he liked it. It made noises and everything and was like a foot and half tall or something. It was awesome. I almost kept it for myself. I want to get one so big that it’s taller than me. And it will sit in the corner of my living room and it will guard over my possessions and I will hug it when I get home, saying, “Thank you for watching over everything.”
Also, Gregory got a cat. It’s adorable and way too rambunctious. But still adorable. It makes me devastated that my apartments don’t allow pets because otherwise this exact thing in this picture could happen. /drunken rant
fyi michelle, this is probably my favorite thing on the internet all week. dinosaurs are cool. that cat is adorable.
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